Rihanna On Her Weight Loss: I Have No Boobs, No Butt ...

“It’s difficult to have any kind of routine when your schedule is that crazy. So I really have no idea how I’m continuously losing weight,” RiRi said about her weight loss (via Us Weekly).

I love it when celebrities claim they “don’t diet,” it’s like when they claim they were “bullied in high-school.”

Rihanna stunned in the backless Armani gown she wore at the 54th Grammy awards on February 12, but she complained that she misses some of her favorite assets.

“It”s actually pretty annoying. Now, I don”t have a butt, no boobs — already had no boobs — so annoying!”

Ronald Fenty, Rihanna”s father, has been taking the credit for her current weight loss telling Heat magazine: “When I saw her this time, I thought she was back to her normal size. I used to joke with her, “Robyn, you”re getting too fat!” But I think she”s fine, I think she looked excellent, as everyone saw, at the Grammys. “She”s dieting, she”s working out.”"

The Barbados-born beauty denies any of that, telling Seacrest, “People think I”m not eating. I”m eating McDonalds at 3 a.m . . . it”s an issue. I”m eating ice cream!”

it’s so annoying being skinny! Now she has to wear sheer t-shirts to get attention!